I Know I’m In Camp When…

1. I’m full of energy and awake at first, but when I enter camp, all energy is sucked away from me and I start to feel really sleepy.
2. My knee starts to hurt sporadically.
3. I start to itch.
4. I suddenly have the need to take naps in the morning and afternoon.
5. I am capable of sitting around and staring into space, thinking about absolutely nothing at all.
6. I can’t seem to solve or answer simple questions that I could have solved in Secondary school.
7. I have no idea what day or date it is unless its Friday. Why? Because after that it’s Saturday, and then its Sunday.
8. Time literally stops. I have little semblance of it and when I do, I suddenly realized that time has skipped forward. “Hey, where did my time go?” 
9. I run out of books to read.
10. The MINDEF Forums become my number one source of entertainment.
11. I’m capable of leveling up to level 99 in a certain RPG on my PSP, just because I can.
12. But I don’t, because I’d rather sit around doing nothing.
13. I never seem to be able to sleep at night without waking up at least once.
14. I randomly decide to SMS spam to my friends. And I think one of them decided to block me. Sigh.
15. After listening to 98.7FM for a day, you understand the meaning of “ONLY the hits”.
16. I suddenly have at least three mosquito bites on myself.
17. I write blog posts on paper in camp.